THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES!
Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this
announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio:
"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our
engines and will shortly crash into the ocean"
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat
comforted by the captain's next announcement:
"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency
and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers
are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of
As commented by one of the passengers:
"Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of
some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim."
After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply
with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing
in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement:
"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right
side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane
THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES."
You are all qualified to be the greatest living Filipino!